Jefferson & O'Brian's Alternate Reality Web Page

"Photo Album of the Absurd!"

Star Trek - The Weird Generation! Do not adjust your web browser! Since the demise of Captain Kirk in "Start Trek Generations", Jefferson and O'Brian have been asked to fill in the roles of Captain and First Officer of the infamous USS Enterprise. Jefferson showed up for work with his trusty Space Patrol helmet the very first day, and O'Brian is letting his ears grow pointy again. The rest of the cast welcomed Jefferson & O'Brian with open arms. "Heck," said Scotty, "We're just glad t'be werkin agin. If it wasn't fer Chekov havin that spot on Babylon 5, we'd all be in the poor house".

Here we have Jefferson, O'Brian and Wheezer at the annual "Sing-Along with Liberace". The event is for charity, raising donations for the "Depends for the Dependent" foundation. A charity that Liberace himself, is rumored to have founded. Each year, thousands of cases of Depends are contributed and distributed to the needy, mostly to the Howard Metzenbaum Home for the Mentally Insane.
Yes, a grand time was had by all. Jefferson & O'Brian sang most of their favorite Dew-Head songs while Liberace tinkled on the ivories.

"We;re off to see the Wizard" Hi there! Now we see Jefferson taking a brief respite with his friends from the Wizard of Oz. They had been on a quest to find "The Man Behind The Curtain" when all of a sudden, a rain storm blew in and the Tinwoodsman began to rust! Well Dorothy grabbed her oil can, only to discover that she had run out of oil! She quickly begged the five wise virgins... no...that's not it... Oh Yeah! As luck would have it, Jefferson just happened to have a spare can of Slick 50 in his back pocket, and in no time, Dorothy lubed the old Tinman right back into shape, once again finding their way through the murky swamp lands of Multi Level Marketing!

O'Brian has been conducting his own excursion into the investigation of "The Man Behind the Curtain" conspiracy. Here we have him trying to blend in with the original cast members of "The Wizard of Oz", but unfortunately he could never get his attention on the right thing at the right time. Plus he couldn't quite seem to get his expressions to coordinate with the appropriate scene. Well, so much for investigative reporting!

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