Not So Long Ago in an Amish Barn not all that far away....Yoda discovers the power of the fork!

George Lucas surprised the world by the quicker than anticipated release of the new Star Wars movie: Yoder: The Amish Jedi.  He was feeling that the last two Star Wars movies were not met with the kind of critical approval that he desired, so he felt the need to step up the process and release the next movie.

In this episode we meet Yoder, the long lost Father of Yoda who has been hiding away in an Amish Village to escape the power of the dark side.  While cleaning a barn one day, he discovers the awesome power of the "fork".  He returns to rescue the other Jedi and teaches them all to lay aside their light sabers and focus all their attention on the power of the "fork".

The screenplay was submitted to Lucas by John Herrman and Alan Camerer.  They claim to have been abducted by aliens one day at work.  The aliens were driving a spaceship that looked a little bit like an Amish buggy and took them on adventures around the whole universe.  They took those experiences and fashioned them into a screenplay that is bound to please audiences the world over.

Don't miss it: "Yoder: The Amish Jedi"

(Thanks to Alan Camerer, our special correspondent on this story)