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The Violet Flame Study Bible Elizabeth F. Profit, editor The first truly "New-Age" Study Bible. Get in touch with your  "I am Presence" and your  "Holy Christ Self" These scriptures will help you to visualize the "Violet Flame"   FEATURING: "The Lost Teachings of Jesus" "Healthy eating tips with Buddha" "Confucius: on Confusion" "Ancient Egyptian Mummification rites" "Hair tips from Hare Krishna" "End Times Survival Strategies by E.F. Profit" "Marriage advice by Joseph Smith" "Ra on how to get a great tan" "Healthy hair and skin by Tammy Faye" Tired of Bibles that include verses that confront and convict? Need something more positive? Want to pick and choose what you like from any religion? Then you need:  THE VIOLET FLAME STUDY BIBLE It includes only encouraging, uplifting verses from a variety of the Religious Holy Books. Order today and receive these free: Violet Flame Sunglasses If you wear these when reading the VFSB you will gain insight into the eternal mysteries of the universe and may be better able to visualize the "violet flame".  Repeated use may even enable you to write your own scripture! Even start your own religion!  Impress your friends! Order before midnight tonight and receive a free 1 month membership to: "The Psycho Friends Network" Call Now! The Bible comes in a wide array of styles and bindings.  Order yours today! Order before Christmas and receive a custom made Bible Cover by Martha Stewart fashioned out of old Helen Steiner Rice Greeting Cards.  It's a "good thing"! Study Bible Copyright 1997 by Elizabeth For Profit Ministries.   Any similarity to actual persons or products is unfortunate and really, really sad! (for those who don't get it, this is satire!) Back to the Playground