Luke Skywalker has just broken free from the oppressive realm of his Uncle and has joined an autonomous collective called "The Rebellion"...or to some..."Rebel Scum". Coming across C3PO and R2D2 in his search for Obi Won Koboji...he hears a message "Help Us Obi Won Koboji....We must find the Holy Grail of Spam or we will die...." Luke finds his calling in life and after pulling what he called a "light saber" out of a nearby rock, he begins his quest for the Holy Grail of Spam...hoping to save the Rebellion from the Evil Empire.
Finding some coconuts nearby, they ride off into the distance to the nearby town to see if they can find a space ship. The robots are forced to wait outside, but Luke and Obie Won go into the bar to find a pilot to fly them off on their journey. The bar is having happy hour and there is a buffet of Spam treats along one wall. This could only mean that Jabba is in town (Did I mention that Jabba the Hut's main diet supplement is Spam. In fact in the back of Jabba's cave they MAKE Spam...Now you know what happens to those wild boar-like guards when they can no longer guard the cave). But I digress. Luke and Obi Won there find Sir Robin (looking a lot like Harrison Ford somehow) and his Wookie minstrel Chewbacca. They make a deal to fly off in the Millenium Falcon in search of the Holy Grail.
They stop at the first planet. Luke goes ahead with C3PO and the coconuts...they ride ahead until they bump into what appears to be a Castle from the Middle Ages. Luke looks up to the top and yells: "Come, help us seek the lost Holy Grail of Spam!"
A man on top of the wall responded, "No thanks, we've got one already! Say, What's that you've got hanging from your belt?"
"My trusty Light Saber!"
"That's not a Light Saber!!! It's an Eveready Flashlight with 2 "D" cell batteries!!!"
"No, It's a Light Saber. How would you know any way... you've never seen one!"
"No, I'm sure... It's a flashlight!!! Where did you get it?"
"I pulled it out of a stone back on my home planet!"
"You've got to be kidding! Flashlights are in aisle 43. This is men's wear!"
"Men's wear? Where?"
"Besides you can't strike anyone with a flash light....what are you going to try to do? Blind them?"
"I assure you this is a fully operational flashlight...I mean light saber...fully capable of ...."
"fully capable of what?"
Another guard on the wall, who has been looking on, finally pipes up: "By the way is that an African or European flashlight?"
Luke: "What do you mean?"
"You might not be able to strike someone with a European flash light...but an African flash light... that's another matter."
The first man: "Hmmm. That's true, but how could an African flashlight be found in the Men's wear section? They're non-migratory."
As the two men on the wall
argue back and forth, Luke and C3PO ride off into the distance....They
must find the Princess who has been apprehended by the Empire and is being
accused of being a witch....
Stayed tuned for further adventures as Luke meets the storm troopers who say: "Nee" and Darth Vader asks Luke and the boys "to bring back... (ashtma soundscoming from behind the mask) .....a shrubbery!"