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Nov. 4, 1998 Edition
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Nick Stebner on a secret mission to find "Chilly World"
 
  Nov. 4, 1998, "Chilly World"

While John Glenn may be getting all the press for being the oldest man in space, Nick Stebner and his crew certainly are the youngest flight crew to fly for the United States. An unnamed source (really...he doesn't have a name) has produced top secret papers describing the mission of Nick and his crew. They set out on a seven year mission to boldly go where noone had gone before... Chilly World.
  While little is known about Chilly World, it has been suggested by some scientists that the planet is populated primarily by a strange species of mutant flies all answering to the name of "Bud". 

Nick with his crew just before take off.
  These flies are able to endure the sub-zero weather on Chili World for reasons that we have not been able to yet determine.

Far from any source of sunlight or heat, the planet relies on fire-breathing monsters to stay warm. These monsters are also the chief export of Chilly World. They have found a big market for these "fire breathers" in Japan where they are used to film Godzilla movies. 

While it will be years before Nick and the crew return to earth to report their findings, we will all look forward to finding out if there really is a Chilly World or is it just a figment of Chris Hill's imagination?