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St. Theodore's Basilica Gel Press Presents:
Hard Times Farms
Y2K Survival Guide
Y2K--R U OK?
Are You Ready?
Hard TImes Farms Can Help!
Y2K:
R U OK?

Hard Times Farms
Y2K Survival Guide
by 
Crisis Management Specialist
Roy Syverson

"An Indispensible Guide to Y2K from someone who has lived in the Y2K crisis since the 1960's"
-- Alan Greenspan--

"No one can understand or create a crisis better than Roy Syverson"
-- Slobodan Milosevic --



 

 
Tracy, MN April 26, 1899

"Y2K RUOK?" is the new hot best-seller from St. Theodore's Basilica Press.  Roy Syverson, Crisis Management Specialist has bridged the Y2K Crisis phenomenon with a self-help approach reminiscent of the "I'm OK You're OK" movement of days gone by.

Syverson has unusual insight on these Y2K issues as he has been living through the Y2K crisis for several decades now.  Those who have taken the week long "Hard TImes Farms Crisis Management Seminar" also known as "Barn Cleaning 101", are familiar with the "disaster-like conditions" that are a regular part of the Hard Times Farms experience.

We asked Syverson for his predictions on the Y2K crisis, "Well, ya know, it might get bad some places, but it's not likely to get any worse here than it's been for a long, long time."  We then asked what he would be doing on New Years Eve. He replied, "well I'll be filling in on Tuba with Enoch Fakudze and the Six Fat Dutchman on the Channel 12 Band Wagon Marathon Extravaganza that's planned for the eve of the New Millenium.  It's going to be quite an event, doncha know?"

In the book, Syverson suggests that we should be prepared for the worst and should stock up at least 30 years worth of supplies, maybe 40: "I've been living in the Y2K crisis now since the early sixties...and I don't see an end in sight.  I'd say it's best to prepare for at least 30 years...maybe more."

There are many different opinions on how severe the Crisis could be, but noone predicts more gloom and doom than Roy Syverson in this book.  The only solution is to form "Y2K R U OK?" Support Groups in every neighborhood worldwide.  Roy explains, "We can come together and support each other and then maybe, just maybe, we'll be OK.  OK?"

"Y2K R U OK?" is available only by ordering through Pastor Jeff's Neighborhood.  Get Your Copy Today, before it's too late!  A Leader's Guide/ Support Group Workbook is available in Haiku form through Carmen Roe.

Order Today and receive a full ride scholarship to Hard TImes Farms Crisis Management Seminar: Special Y2K Edition.  You will fly into the Minneapolis Airport at approximately 12:30 AM on January 1, 2000 and if you make it, you may be picked up at the airport for a week of serious crisis management.
 

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