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Exploratory Committee Lost and Found

 
Camel Lot, April 7, 1999

After being lost at sea and flung upon a deserted desert Isle, the Jefferson and O'Brian Exploratory Committee was recently found by King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their search for the Holy Grail.  King Arthur had been lost at sea for some time now and was ecstatic to see some new faces.  After some discussion, King Arthur and his Knights decided to join the exploratory committee in their attempts to figure out what an exploratory committee is supposed to do.  He had to admit that after years of fruitless searching for the grail, he was looking for a new quest.

The reaction of the existing committee to the new members is mixed at best...as you can see by closely perusing the photo above.  None took the news harder than Dannie Nordsiden, who had been leading the exploratory committee.  He found it difficult to accept the loss of power and prestige and has been crying for days.

The Newly formed exploratory committee then set sail on King Arthur's boat....they decided to go to Camelot.... but took a wrong turn....and ended up in the Camel Lot at the Rosedale Mall in the Twin Cities. 

In the mean time, Jefferson and O'Brian were getting anxious....Jefferson explains, "We needed to make our decision whether to run for the Presidency in 2000 or not....and we can't even find our exploratory committee."  Never at a loss, O'Brian suggested that they contact Nick Stebner and his crew who had been exploring Chilly World (to find out more, click here).

As they still hadn't been able to find any intelligent life on Chilly World, Nick was happy to lend a hand to go searching for the Exploratory Committee.  He called up Priceline.com to see what kind of deal he could get on a new spaceship to get from Chilly World back to Earth (his first ship had been destroyed by a stamped of Godzilla monsters).  He got William Shatner on the line...and was able to negotiate a good price on the StarShip Enterprise... Shatner was eager to help out the campaign....he said, "I Knew it, this is gonna be big....really big....Jefferson and O'Brian for President....I'm on board..."  So with Shatner in tow, Nick and the crew set off to find the exploratory committee.

Will Nick and the Exploratory Committee for the Exploratory Committee for the Dew Party Presidential Campaign 2000 of Jefferson and O'Brian (Nick and the ECFTECFTDPPCTOJAO) be able to find the exploratory committee?

Will the exploratory committee be able to find out what an exploratory committee is supposed to do?

Can King Arthur really be trusted....could all of this be an attempt to hijack the nomination from Jefferson and O'Brian so that he might himself become a candidate and then upon election declare the United States to be under the rule of the King of England?

Where is the Man Behind the Curtain in all of this? 

Well stay tuned for more news.....and maybe we'll find out.
 
 
 

 

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