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Nov. 28, 2001
NEWS FLASH:
The Disco Diva Is Back!




Nov. 28, 2001 Middletown, OH

The Disco Diva is back with a new CD entitled,  "Lord Prepare Me For The Change".  Some will remember the Diva as the lead singer/air guitarist with the band Sackcloth2joy.  She continues to be a part of the group, but felt it was time for her to venture out on her own with a solo project that brings her back to her roots...Disco!  So turn up the volume and dance with the Diva.

In her title song, the Diva voices her confusion and wonders out loud if she is having hot flashes, but yet somehow even in this thirty-something single girl lament, the Diva finds the strength to pray, "Lord, Prepare me for the Change." The Diva says she got the idea for the song after picking up the wrong multi-vitamin at the store.  After about a week of using the new vitamins, she started getting "hot flashes" and so checked the label to find out that she had gotten the "Centrum Silver for 50 and older" instead of the regular vitamins.  She immediately stopped taking them of course, but the experience caused her to think seriously about the years ahead and all the changes they will bring.  Admittedly on first listen, the thumping danceable disco beat seems a little out of step with the words....but it does have a good beat and I can dance to it...so who cares?

Another favorite song:  "No Culottes tonight", a song of liberation from legalistic regulations and the criticisms of those bound by them.  The Diva says, "I dedicated that song to Deborah who felt compelled to share her fashion sense ....or should I say 'nonsense'. I sure hope she enjoys it!"

Another highlight of the album is a medley of old Southern Gospel tunes set to a disco beat.  The Diva comments, "I have such an appreciation for Southern Gospel and with this disco beat, it's downright heavenly."

Many single women will love the diva's most danceable song: "hot pursuit".  The song is based on her life verse, Psalm 56:1 (NIV),"Be merciful to me, O God, for men hotly pursue me".  The Diva says, "One afternoon, I got up to do my morning devotions, and this verse just popped out at me. I knew it was my new life verse! Immediately I began to write a song to fit the verse and I'm very happy with it.  One interesting thing about the song, is that I put a subliminal message in the song with my email address and phone number (of course, it may be harder to get the message than you can imagine as you have to play it backwards at a fast speed and interpret it from an ancient Babylonian dialect), I'm sure lots of men will be in 'hot pursuit' after they hear this song. 
 
Order  The Disco Diva's New CD, "Lord Prepare Me for the Change" before midnight tonight and you'll also receive:

Shoebox Willie
sings 
SONGS ABOUT TUNA

Everyone's favorite singing cat, Willie, is back with an album of favorite songs about Tuna:

I Dream of Tuna (in light spring water) 
Tuna Roasting on an Open Fire (Christmas Song)
Yesterday (All My Tuna Seemed so Far away)
Amazing Tuna (How Sweet the Taste)
All I want for Christmas is ...Tuna
I'm Dreaming of a Tuna Christmas

and many other tasty songs about Tuna that are sure to delight anyone with an appreciation for the finer things in life.

Willie is hoping to sell lots of CD's before the end of the year to help pay for a rather large bill at e-bay when he went shopping for tuna last week.  So help out Willie and the Diva and order their new CD's.

Amazing Testimonial:
I have to say that I was completely blown away by these two albums!  They are truly amazing! I'd definitely order them if I were You!  Of course, I'm not you, and I'm not ordering them. 
--Taylor V.
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