Aug. 4th, OZ

What a delight in these economically trying times that a company can stand out from the rest, to be a leader in it's field. Yes, of course, I am talking about St.Theodore's Basilica Gel. STBG has come out with a new product Spot Gone. Yes indeed this product works on all those tough stains, wine on the carpet, pizza on the couch, transmission grease on your grandmothers favorite dinning room table cloth, and now even those hard to get out pet stains.

Read this testimonial from Bud Fudlacker of French Lick, Indiana:

"I was a browsin thru the St Theodore's web page the other day and came across this here ad fer Spot Gone. Me and the missus been tryin to find somethin to remove the wall stains left over after Junior's Sunday School class had a Catfish cleanin contest at our house. Sure, the fragrance was delightful, had no complaints bout that fer sure, but the stains just kinda didn't blend well with ma's Velvet Elvis wallpaper. So's we went an bought some of this here spot gone and sure nuff, this stuff works great. Got them catfish guts offin the walls and shucks, Elvis is now whiter than Michael Jackson. Smells nice too, reminds me of the renderin plant back home. Only problem is our dog Buford, got in the way when Junior was spraying the stuff on the walls and dang if'n he ain't spot free now too."
 

Roy Syverson of Hard Times Farms in Tracy, MN also speaks highly of the new product: "I have found all kinds of uses for the new product: As a herbicide (tough on cockleburs, I'll tell ya), Valve Oil for my tuba, wax for the old John Deere 70 Diesel, and as a non-stick spray that I use on the pan every morning when I fry up my eggs.  Yah, The only thing I'd advise against is trying to use it as an air freshener for the old pig barn. Yah, those pigs smelled pretty but it seemed to have some powerful side effects on the barn, doncha know."

St. Theodore's Basilica Gel's Spot Gone is available exclusively at Midwest Supply in Tracy, MN (they keep it behind the counter).  But has reportedly hit the black market in the US and around the world.  Look for it on the late night infomercial circuit soon.

(Photos, interview with Mr. Fudlacker and much inspiration contributed by O'Brian)