Roll the opening credits: "Leave it to Diva.  Starring:  Hugh Beaumont, Barbara Billingsley, Tony Dow and Myra Hutchison as ... The Diva!" 

"Nick at Night" announced today that they are going to remake some of the classic TV shows and update them for the new millenium.  The first attempt will be a remake of "Leave it to Beaver".  But as they were unable to sign Jerry Mathers to a contract, they decided to go in a different direction. After an extensive casting process they decided on an aspiring "diva" to take the show in a whole different direction.  When asked for his reaction, Tony Dow said, 'Well, Gee.... I kinda miss the beav... but I think I could get used to it kinda, maybe...at least it's a paycheck." 

Myra (The Div) is very excited about the series.  "Barbara Billingsley has always been my role model.  I've always wanted to be just like Mrs. Cleaver."

Casting a female lead character will take the series in a whole new direction.  Rumors abound as to the plot twists for the coming season.  But we have learned that there will be an on again/ off again romance between the Diva and Eddie Haskel.  We'll all be watching with great anticipation to see how that turns out!

In Other News.....

Roy Syverson Replaced By Larry The Cucumber

Tracy, MN
Due to some trouble with his teeth, Roy Syverson has been forced to abandon the Weird Al Tour leaving the band without a tuba player.  Fortunately, the production of the new Veggie-tales video has been completed and Larry the Cucumber was able to step in as a replacement  Tuba Player.
 

Sackcloth 2 Joy to Play in Pastor Jeff's Neighborhood!
 

Middletown, OH May 13th, Sackcloth 2 Joy will be in Pastor Jeff's Neighborhood playing at Faith Alliance Church at 7:00 PM.  It's a concert you won't want to miss!

In a related story....

The fire department in Huntington WV has reported a missing fire truck.  It was last seen near a recent Sackcloth 2 Joy concert.  If you have any idea of the whereabouts of this vehicle please contact Smokey the Bear.