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Nov. 23, 1999
NEWS FLASH:
YES I WANT TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE, AND THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER!!
 

Regis Philbin has a headache after going head to head with Taylor Vickerman, the World's Newest Millionaire
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New York
 
Taylor Vickerman wanted to be a millionaire-- and thanks to the new hit show, he is.  The youngest contestant in the shows short history, he also is one of the first to win it all-- 1 million dollars.  Throughout the night, he astounded Regis Philbin and the world-wide audience as he answered all of the questions correctly.  On a few occasions
he gave a bluff answer first...and then of course, Regis would say, "Is that your final answer?"... To which Taylor would chuckle and say, NO WAY!!  Then he would give the real answer.

Taylor used only one of his life-lines...he called his sister Tasha about one question that had to do with the amount of water put out by a  Pooh sprinkler,  but other than that he came up with his own "Final Answers". Philbin said, "This was amazing, I can't wait to tell Kathy Lee about it tomorrow on my other show. She will be absolutely amazed.  This boy is OUT OF CONTROL..."  

Everyone was astounded by his incredible intelligence and his great sense of humor.  The audience especially enjoyed his imitation of Regis Philbin... 

We tried to contact Taylor for an interview but we were unable to reach him.  We did, talk to his press agent, asking for an interview.  The unidentified press agent would only say, 'That's for later".
 
 

 

 
 

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