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Aug. 16, 1999
NEWS FLASH:
Walt Disney Searches for New Mascot
Mickey Mouse Club
Mickey Mouse Look Alike Contest
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California, Aug 16, 1999

Walt Disney announced today that there would be a nationwide contest in search of a replacement for the retiring Mickey mouse. Hundreds of young Disney fans were found in local Disney Stores hoping to be chosen as the new mascot for Walt Disney.  Michael Eisner explained the rationale for the contest: "Mickey Mouse has been talking about retiring and taking it easy in old age.  He's been with us from the beginning and just needed to take some time off and enjoy life.  So today we begin the search for a replacement." An unnamed source suggests that Disney wanted a "more human face, but with some of the traditional mouse like qualities."  Contests wanting to join in the search are urged to go to their local Disney stores and have their picture taken with Mouse ears. Carmen Roe, seen in the picture above (the tall one) was asked what he would do if he won the contest.  He replied, "I Think  I'd go to go to Disneyland"!  Good Luck Carmen..... we like the way you look in mouse ears.

Other News:

Nick's Tower plagued by mutant bugs from Chilly World

Nick's Tower, Dayton Ohio

Thousands of web-surfers were very disappointed when they were unable to access Nick's Tower yesterday.  It seems that Bud the Fly and several other mutant bugs from Chilly World had gotten into Nick's Web Server and caused the system to crash.  The economic impact of the shut down has been devastating....technology stocks plummeted today.  It is hoped that things will return to normal and that our nation's economy will recover from this severe turnaround.  There is a conspiracy theory in the making that suggests the Darth Jeff may have had something to do with letting the bugs out...but that is just a theory. 

What I did on my Summer Vacation:

Nick from Nick's Tower has an interesting story that you really need to check out!
Could it be true? 

A Disturbance in The Force

 

 
 

Other Stories:

Can She Turn Letters?

Hard TImes School of Music Summer Concert Series

Tim is in a Real Pickle

Jason Sails Around the World on  A Pirate Ship

Grandpa Syverson's Skunk Stories

Y2K RUOK? THe Definitive Guide to the Y2k Problem released by St. Theodore's Basilica Press

Mrs. Parrot Head

CAUGHT!!! Creator of the "Melissa Bug" confesses-- may also be behind the Y2K Bug!

Exploratory Committee Lost and Found

Sara Lee announces "Bertha's  Bakery: Cakes to Liven up Any Party"

Will They Run in 2000? Exploratory Committee announced today!

Jefferson and O'Brian Save The Day!

April's Household Hints Replaces The View; Threatens to dominate Daytime T.V.

Ellen Thoma wins Ms Rudolph Contest at  Walnut Grove's Annual Reindeer  Festival

Computer abducted by Aliens 

Doctor From Zimbabwe Discovers Fountain of Youth 

New Rival Enters Market, DOJ drops Antii-trust case against Microsoft

Escaping the VPOG

Would You buy a used car from this guy?

Musn't See TV Comes to Thursday Nights!

Jefferson and O'Brian Save the World! 

Where's the Beef?

Send in the Clones

Kristen Mays wins Opera competition and Prepares for Met Debut

Jefferson and O'Brian to testify

Jefferson & O'Brian On World Tour

Godzilla sends Birthday Greetings to his greatest fan!

Charlie Brown's Back!

Dobson Names Successor to Focus on the Family

Insomnia Cured!

Cure for Cancer Is Finally Found! 

Ninja Evangelist or Karate Kid?

Shark Attack in Ohio Mall 

Mother of the Year Named

Minnesota Alligator Farming 

Just in the Nick Of Time and Space

April's Household Hints

Campaign 2000 Central
 
 
 
 

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