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Hard Times Farms Presents:
The Annual Hard Times Summer Concert Series
Featuring:
Maestro Roy Syverson, Founder of the 
The Hard Times School of Music and conductor of the notorious Doncha Know Symphony Orchestra (And Principal Tuba Player with Enoch Fakudze and the Six Fat Dutchmen)

Roy Syverson prepares to tune the Doncha Know Symphony Orchestra
The Angelic Chorus will really cool things off with their annual Christmas Carols in July Sing along.
Also Appearing:

The "And Suddenly there was with the Angel a Multitude" Singers singing your favorite Christmas Carols in July.  This will not only cool you off on those hot summer days but will prepare you for the fall shopping season which will be here before you know it, doncha know?

 

And a Special Guest Appearance:

Sister Act III

Singing a stirring rendition of "Deep in My heart there's a .....gladness" and the "100,000 souls a day are passing one by one away (and other favorite Simpson hymns)" Medley.  The concert will close with all the groups joining Syverson on stage for his annual performance of the flight of the bumblebee on the tuba.  This year, he has consented to play the entire song while covered with a swarm of real bees.

Get your tickets by writing to Roy Syverson at
Hard Times Farms and School of Music

 

 

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