Pastor Jeff's Favorite Illustrations
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Atheism
Romans 1 tells us that "men surpress the truth about God by their wickedness."  Aldous Huxley was more honest than most when he admitted the reason he was drawn to a philosophy of meaningless, setting aside the knowledge of God:  "I had motives for not wanting the world to have meaning, consequently I assumed that it had none, and was able to find satisfactory reasons for this assumption--for myself, as no doubt for most of my contemporaries.  The philosophy of meaninglessness was essentially an instrument of liberation.  The liberation we desired was...from a certain system of morality.  We objected to morality because it interefered with our sexual freedom."   Ironically the freedom he desired was in reality a slavery to sin.



Awe / Reverence
From The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe   by C.S. Lewis.  Aren't we missing some of the awe and reverence of God in our worship today?

"Is -- he a man?" asked Lucy.
    "Aslan a man!" said Mr. Beaver sternly. "Certainly not. I tell you he is the King of the wood and the son of the great Emporor-Beyond-the-Sea.  Don't you know who is the King of the Beasts?  Aslan is a lion -- the lion, the great Lion."
     "Ooh!" said Susan.   "I'd thought he was a man.  Is he -- quite safe?  I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion."
     "That you will, dearie, and no mistake," said Mrs. Beaver.  "If there's anyone who can appear before Aslan without their knees knocking, they're either braver than most or else just silly."
      "Then he isn't safe?" said Lucy.
     "Safe?" said Mr. Beaver.  "don't you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you?  Who said anything about safe?  "Course he isn't safe.  But he's good.  He's the King, I tell you."


Church Attendance
"A friend was in front me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. he grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter? He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
 


Evangelism
"The little fellow was playing among his mother's special rose bushes, which had just started to produce buds.  He took a scissors and cut each bud from the top, down into the blossom.  When his mother discovered what he had done, she was furious!  As she scolded him, big tears welled up in his eyes.  He said, 'Mummy, I'm sorry!  I was just trying to help God make His roses bloom.'
How often in our evangelism efforts do we try to "help God out" instead of waiting for his timing?
(Illustration from Knocking on Doors, Opening Hearts by Ralph Neighbour)
 
For me To live is...

For me to live is money...and to die is to leave it all behind.
For me to live is fame...and to die is to be quickly forgotten.
For me to live is power and influence...and to die is to lose both.
For me to live is possessions... and to die is to depart with nothing in my hands.
How different are these philosophies of life compared to the Apostle Paul's words:
 "For me to live is Christ, to die is gain."
Source: Chuck Swindoll


GRACE (We don't deserve it)
"One afternoon many years ago, when I was teaching in a small Christian college, A young man named Alex appeared in my office doorway. Alex a good student, prided himself on his classwork, but he had failed to turn in his final paper, Now, three days later, he awaited judgement. At the time I chucked inwardly at Alex's ironic statement, but in the intevening years I've come to realize that many Christians resist grace for precisely the same reason--because they feel they don't deserve it."
(Dr. Penelope Stokes, Grace Under Pressure, 14 Navpress, 1990)
 


Heroes
Jenny's second grade class was asked to write about their personal hero.  Her father was flattered when he found out that she had chosen him as her personal hero.  "Why did you pick me?" he asked.
Jenny responded:
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger."



Hypocrisy
We were seated in church and had sung through the first set of songs, the Pastor prayed and the ushers came forward to take the Morning Offering.  The organ played softly as we went through the normal ritual of Sunday Morning.  Suddenly just behind me someone stood up placed a trumpet to his mouth and played a fanfare.  Then he reached in his back pocket and pulled out his wallet and making quite a show of it, made sure that we all knew that he was giving a generous donation.  The trumpet blast and living illustration not only woke us up on a sleepy Sunday Morning, but also set us up for a powerful semon on Matt. 6 in which we were  forced to examine our motives for even our good deeds; Am I doing this to glorify God or to glorify me?
Personal Illustration by Jeffrey R. Syverson


Maturity
"The old victorian house I live in is surrounded by trees--some of them massive oaks, as old as the house itself, others more recently planted birches and maples.  As spring comes, the younger trees bud first, bring out their fresh green leaves as visible signs of life.  But the hundred-year-old oaks, are slower; their gnarled branches remain bare when everything else has turned green.   Maturity is not always confirmed merely by the outward signs.
    Perhaps real spiritual maturity could be defined in terms of deepening, growing into a close, intimate relationship with God--and ultimately with others.  A tree with shallow roots may look good from the outside, but it does not have the stability to withstand the storms and winds that ocme.  When our roots go down deep into the bedrock of faith, we not only produce good fruit, but we have the strength to endure times of drought and stormy weather."
Penelope Stokes, Grace Under Pressure, 68-69.


Obedience
"A man shook hands with the pastor after the service and thanked him for his sermon on the Ten Commandments:  'Reverend, you sure preached a good sermon.  In fact, I've made up my mind that for the next ten weeks I'm gonna keep one of them Ten Commandments each week until I get through all ten of 'em'"
Many Christians view obedience to God's commands the same way, we view obedience as optional, I'll pick the ones I like, I'll do them when I feel like it.  But obedience is not an option -- not an opportunity to pick and choose.
 


Omnipotence of God
"A young boy was waiting after church for his family.  The pastor saw the boy standing there and thought he would strike up a conversation.  He asked the boy, "Young man, if you can tell me something that God can do, I'll give you a big shiny apple."  The little boy thought and replied: "Pastor, if you can think of anything God can't do, I'll give you a whole box of apples."

Persistence in Prayer
George Mueller began to pray for five friends who had not yet become Christians.  He prayed every day for five years before the first one came to Christ.  After ten more years of prayer, two more were converted.  After 35 years of praying for these friends, he gave this testimony: "I have prayed for two men by name every day for thirty-five years; on land or sea, sick or well.  I remembered them before God by name.... I shall continue to pray for them daily, by name, until they are saved, or die."  That year another was saved.  Mueller continued to pray 52 years for the other friend--he persisted--he persevered.  Shortly after Mueller died that year, the final man came to Christ.  Listen to George Mueller's statement concerning prayer:  "It is not enough to begin to pray, nor to pray aright; nor is it enough to continue for a time to pray;  but we must patiently, believing, continue in prayer until we obtain an answer."


Purity
A few years ago I was preaching at a camp to a group of teenagers.  During the day I had been out having fun with the teens during the afternoon activities.  That evening as we came to the Dining Hall, I was incredibly thirsty from the hot day and from all the activity.  So I grabbed a glass and filled it with red kool-aid and began to guzzle it down. Something was wrong...I expected sweetness and It was incredibly salty.  My reaction was to spit it out as quickly as I could...of course all over everything.  Somehow the water in the kool-aid had gotten salt in it.  It was contaminated by salt. Similarly, Impurity is caused by contamination with sin.  We who are God's holy people get contaminated by things that just don't belong in our lives.  The Lukewarmness caused by that contamination puts a funny taste in God's mouth...and what is his reaction? (See Rev. 3:15-16)
-- A Personal Illustration --


Questions:  The importance of asking the right ones
One of my favorite teachers had the annoying practice of having a different type of test everytime he gave one.  One time it was all essay, another time fill in the blank, another time True and False questions.  Once he even had a true and false test where all the answers were false (more than a little frustrating).  The best one though was the time he passed out blank pieces of paper and gave these instructions:  "Write your own questions and answer them.  The harder the question the more points it will be worth."  That may have been the most difficult test he ever gave.  Only one thing is more difficult than knowing the answers: knowing what questions to ask to find the answers!
Personal Illustration by Jeffrey R. Syverson.


SALVATION (Jesus in Your Heart)
"A grandmother took her four year old grandaughter, Amanda to the doctor's office. The Doctor, who was good with children and liked to have fun with his patients, looked in Amanda's ears and said, "Who's in there? Donald Duck?" With enthusiasm she replied: "No!" Looking in her nose he said, "Who's in there? Mickey Mouse?" Again Amanda said, "No!" Then he put the stethoscope on her heart and said, "Who's in there? Barney?" Amanda blurted out, "No, Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."
 


Sanctification
When I was a kid I had a cousin who would come over to our house every so often that was a more than a little hard on toys. If I knew he was coming I would be sure to "sanctify" my fragile toys by taking them out of a place where they might easily be damaged and instead putting them in a place solely for my use. In a similar way, God's intention is for us to be sanctified, separated from the sin of the world that surrounds us and set apart for his special plans and purposes for us. His intention is that we might not be damaged by the evil and sin of the world and that we might be his holy, chosen, dearly loved children; his workmanship created in Christ Jesus to do good works.
A personal illustration, Jeffrey R. Syverson


Solitude In a Noisy World
C.S. Lewis in the Screwtape Letters helps us understand some of the tactics of the enemy as Screwtape writes to his young apprencitice Wormwood.  Here is an excerpt from one of his letters:
  My dear Wormwood: Music and silence--how I detest them both!  How thankful we should be that ever since our Father entered Hell...no square inch of infernal space and no moment of infernal time has been surrendered to either of those abominable forces, but all has been occupied by Noise— Noise, the grand dynamism, the audible expression of all that is exultant, ruthless and virile--Noise which alone defends us from silly qualms, despairing scruples, and impossible desires.  We will make the whole universe a noise in the end.  We have already made great strides in this direction as regards the Earth.  The melodies and silences of heaven will be shouted down in the end.  But I admit we are not yet loud enough, or anything like it.  Research is in progress.

Spiritual Gifts: Using yours?
Henry was a regular customer at the small town convenience store.  A part of his daily pilgrimage included a visit to the store to converse with both employees and customers.  He had been particularly close to a young man named Eddie, who didn't seem to accomplish much, but was friendly and loved to talk....for as long as you would stay.  One day Henry noticed that Eddie wasn't there.
 

   He asked the store owner: "Where's Eddie?  Is He sick today or something?"
 
 

    The Store Owner Replied: "Nah!  Eddie, he doesn't work here anymore."
 

    Henry then asked, "Do you have anyone in mind to fill the vacancy?
 

    The Store Owner replied:  "No, Eddie didn't leave no vacancy!"
 


TEMPTATION


A little boy scraped a chair across the kitchen floor and climbed on it to reach the cookie jar on the top shelf. His mother hearing the familiar noise called out: "What are you doing in there?" With one hand in the cookie jar, the child replied, "I'm fighting temptation."

Temptation
When I was a kid we had an unusual cat named "Bitesy".  She had a fascination with water.  She could sit next to a dripping faucet and be fascinated for hours.   She liked to "paw" at the drips and catch them.  She also loved to watch water running into the bathtub.  One day while she was watching the bathtub fill up, she reached down to "paw" at the water's surface.  Bitesy lost her balance and found herself in the bathtub soaking wet.  Like Bitesy we may be fascinated by and play with sin, but eventually we lose our balance and suffer the consequences of our behavior.
Source:  The Life of Jeff Syverson vol 34 (actually it is a true personal story).
Thankfulness

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son.  Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher.  Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift.  We look forward to using it soon." (Toni Moore in Reader's Digest, Apr. 1993, p.10)

At this thanksgiving time, it might be appropriate to ask the question:  Do we really think before we thank?  Do we really really take the time to remember all of the Lord's blessings in this past year before we pray to Thank the Lord for our Thanksgiving Turkey?



Trials (The Valleys are where you grow)
Dave Dravecky was a pitcher for the Padres and Giants.  In 1988 he underwent surgery to remove a malignant tumor from his left arm.  He was told he would never pitch again...but he persevered and Aug. 10, 1989 he pitched eight innings for a victory against the Reds.  In his next start, against Montreal, the bone snapped.  After two years of complications, his arm was amputated.  Through all the ups and downs Dave Dravecky grew in his faith.  He gave this testimony in a USA Today Article (Feb. 28, 1992):
 

"My faith is everything.  I've come to understand that God is really shaping and molding my character.  I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life."
 


"Walk Your Talk"
"According to a recent news story, George Musgrave, the inventor of the Yellow Line has been fined for parking on a yellow no-parking line 50 years after Great Britain adopted his idea. After nearly being killed as a child when crossing the road, he won a safety competition in 1947 when he suggested that yellow lines be painted on the road where cars should not park. He received a two-pound prize. After paying his fine, he said: "I received the magnificent sum of two pounds then which I have now returned to the community with my 20-pound parking fine."
 
Worship:  Why are you here?
Henry Ward Beecher was an extremely popular preacher in the latter part of the 19th century.  People would travel from all over the country just to hear him preach.  Many times he would have more than 3000 people in attendance on Sunday Morning.

One Sunday, during the height of his popularity, while he was away, he asked his brother Tom to preach for him.  When Thomas Beecher got up to preach many of the "sightseers" got up and headed for the door.

Quick to his feet, Thomas Beecher called out: "May I have your attention please.  All who came here this morning to worship Henry Ward Beecher may now leave.  All who came to worship God may stay."

Why have you come to worship this morning?

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