April deep in thought

This Week's Hint:  
"How to use a Rotary Dial Phone"

Like many of you, I grew up in the era of push button phones and when I have to use one of those primitive rotary dial phones, it just really ruins my day.  So how does one cope when confronted by Rotary Dial phones?

Solution A:
Go to the store and buy a new one.  The big plus to this solution is that you get to go shopping.  Also, if you ever have to return to this particular phone, you know that it will be in a condition better suited to healthy nails.

Solution B: 
Get a cell phone and take it wherever you go.  This solution has many advantages: A) you get to go shopping again; B) You can talk on the phone wherever you go, greatly increasing your social life; C) in an emergency you can always call 911;
D) With all the varieties of color available today, you can mix and match to better accessorize your wardrobe.

Solution C: 
Find a cute guy (preferably one who's smart and has experience with rotary dial phones) and have him dial the numbers for you.

Solution D:
Look for another phone... there has to be one that's easier to use somewhere.

Coming soon:

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